I have this one friend and she’s really cool. She has insomnia, so doesn’t sleep at night very much, if at all. She is allergic to both garlic and sunlight. She is also an actual, legitimate Satanist, complete with rituals and shit, and sometime refers to normal people as “plebians” unironically.
The best part about this story is that I am not making any of this up.
oceanictardis reblogged this from robert-downey-jr-has and added:
dude no why
robert-downey-jr-has reblogged this from oceanictardis and added:
It’s kara isn’t it I FUCKING KNEW IT
brobrina said:
i sure hope you’re talking about alicia because if not I think you might be a satanist magnet.
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